A boy scout's law is to be:
Trustworthy loyal helpful friendly courteous kind obedient cheerful thrifty brave clean reverent
Twirly loud happy full curly kites obfuscate creative tangential beautiful carpeted robots
Tall lunchboxes hide frosted cyan kings once crazy teachers build colored roads
Trying librarians hear flaming crispy kitties once crimson teacups bring clear results
We gotta think up some more for this, it seems to be an important one!